Miley Cyrus Topless Outtake Photo Hits the World Wide Web — Or Does It?

 

Miley Cyrus topless? Meh, I had to put down my happy hour drink for this one, which my Spidey Senses tell me is almost certainly a fake. Nevertheless, enough of you keep sending me this photo, and it is Miley and she's never been topless before in the two years we've been legally allowed to show you such, but...

If you look at the photo it does seem to be taken from an outtake set from her photoshoot for Maxim magazine after they named her the hottest woman in the known universe. If you look at the backside photo of Miley, a real one, you can see that she was definitely photographed without her top on during the shoot. And the clothes and jewelry are the same. But, are those Miley's real bare hooters? As I said, I remain unconvinced. But I am only right 72.4% of the time, maybe less even after a few cocktails. So, as always, I'll let Egotastic! CSI Division, meaning all of you, make the final call. Enjoy.

Petra Benova Bikini Bends Over for Your Stroll into the Weekend

Well, it's here. The holiday weekend. We've tapped the keg at the Egotastic! offices, with the basin bucket around it naturally so as not to lose even a precious single drop of the Old Milwaukee goodness. And there's no better way I can think of to inspire your greatness this warm almost-summer weekend than with a rear-end view of the hottie model Petra Benova from down Miami way.

A perfectly shaped female dumper can truly be the muse of a gentleman ogler's existence. It certainly reminds me that I need to start brining the pork butt for the company BBQ on Monday. I know, that's wrong, but it's also true.

This weekend, go find your own perfect buns of inspiration. Then, go forth and conquer. Or just leer. That is its own form of low intensity conquering. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Kelly Hall Topless Photos Put the Holy in Holiday Sendoffs

 

Do not go gentle into your holiday weekend, EgoReaders. There is no better day than Friday, and a Friday before a holiday weekend, well, forget about it. It's going to be off the hook as the kids who beat me up and steal my video game money like to say. Warm weather, barbecues, and bodacious bodies if you're lucky. Or, if you're Kelly Hall whose fabulous funbags we're using to send you off on your three-day bender.

Featured in a sunny spot in Page 3 magazine, Kelly Hall shows that brunettes have it every bit as good, and every bit as naughty, as their blonde glamour model counterparts. And speaking of parts, Kelly simply has some of the pertiest pairs on the planet. Certainly more than enough to inspire you to smoke some meat, as it were, this big BBQ weekend.

Have a truly debauched weekend, you've earned it, from all your friends at Egotastic!

Kelly Brook Cleavy Hotness Has Been Missed

Kelly Brook has kind of been laying low as of late, as least as far as our prurient wandering eyes can tell. So we were not going to miss out on sharing when we spotted Kelly looking all kinds of hot at some fashion show awards in London we couldn't possibly care much about. It's Kelly we want, all over, all day, and in all ways that would get us arrested in many Fundamentalists nations.

Kelly Brook, the next time we meet, let it be in far more private and less-dressed circumstances. This I pray. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Christina Hendricks Sextastic, Petra Nemcova Topless, Lake Bell Nekkid, and Much Much More…

 

It's a Holiday weekend Friday which means many of you are already halfway to your destinations by now if you're leaving town, or halfway to tipsy town if you're staying in. I'm halfway to both, but there's no way we're not celebrating this week's communal offering of copious skin before this day is out. A little sextastic something we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Rosie Jones and Lacey Banghard sharing a romantic topless hug (that OMG moment courtesy of EgoReader 'Jay S.'), Christina Hendricks hella hot in a Matthias McGrath photoshoot (thank you 'Reuben'), Sonja Bennett topless in the aptly titled Young People Fucking (a big contribution by 'Danes'), gloriously hot Natasha Henstridge nekkid onscreen (delivered by 'Duane R.'), Italian model Bianca Balti flashing her tubulars (kudos to 'Matt' on this one, err, two), Charlize Theron nekkid and burning hot from the big screen (a whoa baby from 'Will B.'), hottie Cristina Serrano in Interviu magazine (plus plus plus to 'Devon'), Siena Miller topless in Two Jacks (grandly given by 'Sophie'), Rebecca Hall of Iron Man fame topless at the movies (many thanks to 'Ito'), thespianic Susan Ward flashing her goodies (hearty congratulations to 'O.M' on this find), Melissa Johnston topless in Barely Legal (gracias to 'Cory'), Melissa Riso who we just met topless modeling pics (donated graciously by 'Dennis'), Heathyr Hoffman from the SyFy Channel topless (we bow down to 'John R.'), some wickedly hot Petra Nemcova topless modeling pics (by way of 'Adam F.'), Sofia Vergara see-through (lent ever so kindly by 'Amod'), Skylar Grey all wet and see-through (benevolence of 'swistaszek'), and, last, but certainly not least, the hot bodied Lake Bell nekkid in her newer film, Black Rock. It's a handful, a mouthful, and a solid snort worth of celebrity skin. Enjoy.

Low Cut Paz Vega and Other Fine Things to Ogle

PAZ GOES LOW
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HEIDI SHOWS LEG
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JESSICA ALBA: AUTHOR
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Paz Vega is killing us in a low cut dress (WWTDD)

Lucy Pinder likes to lick faces. That could be awesome (TheBlemish)

Heidi Klum does likewise showing us some leg at Cannes (Celebuzz)

Jessica Alba is the world's hottest author (Popoholic)

Melissa Riso has us fired up for a Memorial Day beach weekend (The Superficial)

Nina Agdal is a smoking hot prom date (Gossip Cop)

Gina Carano makes for some sexy GIFs (COED Magazine)

Beam me...well, you know.  The hottest Star Trek women (Ranker)

Doutzen Kroes Goes Sextastic Beach Hombre for H&M

I really am digging Doutzen Kroes more and more these days.

An underrated Victoria's Secret angel no longer, the MILFtastic sweet bodied model is now branching out big time, the finest parties, the biggest red carpets, and the swank retailer catalogs. Like her current visual gig for H&M, showing just how stupid hot a woman can look in a black hat at the beach. It works for me. Kind of Clint Eastwood, if Clint were one of the world's most good looking women who I dream about thrice nightly. And, he is not.

Doutzen Kroes, climbing the sextastic ladder many rungs at a time. Enjoy.

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