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Charlotte McKinney's cleave will blow your mind, and some other things (Busted Coverage)

Lindsay Lohan, Chrissy Teigen, and Lady Gaga give us so much sideboob (TMZ)

These hotties held out on going down but now they're not holding back (FOX)

You won't be able to get enough of this and your girl will be wetter than ever (The Frisky)

Ali Larter gives us the gift of going bra-less (WWTDD)

We'd be happy to take any one of these Victoria's Secret models (VH1)

Kendall Jenner booty is bangin' in these skin-tight jeans (Popoholic)

Charlotte Spring Topless Bubble Bath in the Kitchen Sink — Why? Because We Like It

 

I'm not exactly sure why bodacious curvaceous boobtastic Charlotte Springer is sudsing herself in lingerie in the kitchen sink. But if I found her in my abode doing just that, I certainly wouldn't ask her why. I come from the school of, don't talk about good things or they might go away.

It's a cultural thing I suppose and quite contradictory since I'm pretty sure I spend most of my day talking about good things. Or great things, like the faptastic soapy melons on Charlotte Springer. Oh, how I'd love to be the guy who makes sure all those minuscule bubbles are popped across her slippery body. I need to check Monster.com for that job. I'm available weekends. Enjoy.

Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini Body Sextastic Simply Won’t Quit the MILFtastic Show in St. Tropez

Okay, I know she's been divorced for a year now or so, and at some point I'll remember her maiden name, but Sylvie van der Vaart will never leave the scope of my libidinal desires for hot Dutch moms with blonde locks and perfect bikini bodies.

Sylvie has been in St. Tropez the past week prancing across the exclusive sands of the Southern French resort town, exhibition one of the finest former-WAG MILFtastic bodies on the continent. I do believe this is her fifth different bikini by my reckoning. Just the thought of her picking out which of her multitude of fine two piece swimwear will best complement her wicked hot body is almost too much too handle. I sure would like to help her pack. I bet that's fun. Oh, Sylvie, you're single, I'm single, we have so much in common, this should absolutely work. Enjoy.

Sophie Simmons Big Wet Nipples Steal The Underwater Photo Show

Well, this is different. If you can put aside what some might consider a desecration of the Stars and Stripes, this Aleks Kocev H2o shoot of Sophie Simmons, first daughter of Gene and Shannon, is rather unique and alluring and most definitely, big ole nipple inspiring. Sophie definitely has some headlights that love to come out and play slippery when wet.

We don't see a lot of Sophie outside of her reality TV appearances. Kind of a shame. She seems like she has some talent in the teasy photo subject department. Perhaps her dad will put down the Uzi and let her play in front of the cameras a bit more. There seems like much more to give. I breathlessly await. Now stow that nipple before somebody loses and eye. Enjoy.

India Reynolds Motions for Rosie Jones to Step Forward and Battle Boobs

 

It's always difficult for me when two particularly favorite ladies of the lust-inducement industry step into the same round ring of titular excellence to compete chest to chest for the top melons of the week. It's like kissing your cousin, if your cousin happens to be crazy hot with a rack built in heaven itself.

In this week's Battle of the Boobtastic, India Reynolds takes on Rosie Jones for the ultimate conflict of sweet teats smooshed up against one another in contention for the crown. I haven't the stomach or heart to decide between these two luscious female forms. So, decide you must, break a heart, elate a soul, it's up to you. Between these two faptastic sweethearts, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Rosie Jones

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Courtney Stodden Cleavetastic Flying Boxing!

Yes, it's true, even with her mammoth mammaries, Courtney Stodden takes flight in her little white shorts and low cut top boxing in these rather must-see photos of Courtney Stodden boobtastic workout on WWTDD. Seriously, you will not be disappointed. She leaps through the air with the greatest of ease.

For all the negative Nancy runs on Courtney, there's no doubt she does keep her body in top top shape. She's pretty tight all over. If she could just find a way to add that missing talent quotient. Enjoy.

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Stripes Sextastic Off Spanish Isles

I can't think of anybody having more fun this summer than Michelle Rodriguez.. Bikini splashing across the Mediterranean, making stops in various ports of call to show off in her bikinis, jump off the port bow, and make love to men and women and probably a few sea nymphs in betwixt.

Michelle's latest stop was Ibiza where she's intermingling with the massive celebrity population on the vacation island, but making sure not to take life too seriously. It's hard not to admire Michelle and her general upbeat playful attitude, if not gawk and leer at her taut female form and how openly she expresses her body language of play time. I bet she's be a fun vacation buddy. Enjoy.