Natalia Phillips Is My Hot Topless Test Bunny

 

I need to start testing out some of our fixes here on the site. So why not test with the sextastic brunette Natalia Phillips who seems to be the absolutely perfect addition to any office. Oh, man how I dream of having a outrageously hot woman in my executive space. Not an employee, naturally. That would be wrong.

I mean just the random crazy hot woman who loves to visit bloggers in their office to strip and pose naughtily. I'm sure they exist. They must. We are nothing without our dreams. Take a look at Natalia and see if you don't dream a little dream yourself. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian’s Nip Slip and Other Fine Things to Ogle

Nicole Scherzinger's Funbags
She nearly busted out of her teeny tiny striped bikini Read More »
Ariana Grande's Booty
It looks like she enjoys showing a whole lot of skin Read More »
Rihanna's Hot Vaca
It wouldn't be a good weekend without some Rihanna bikini Read More »

Kim Kardashian slips some nip for our viewing pleasure (Celebuzz)

Ariana Grande may not be nekkid but she may as well be (Drunken Stepfather)

Nicole Scherzinger is busting out of her bikini (Idolator)

Victoria Justice's rack brings new meaning to boobtastic (Hollywood Tuna)

Becca Tobin's bangin' bod has us wanting to bust one out (Popoholic)

Rihanna spreads her legs and shows off some hot pinkness (Starpulse)

Jessica Brown-Findlay's sideboob is scandalous (Ranker)

What’s Going on, Egotastic?

Funny you should ask. We've been experiencing a bit of a Three Mile Island meets suspension bridge designed by toddlers kind of meltdown here. It's mostly related to having hardware built around the turn of the century. Not the most recent one. We're working diligently to fix it. Not me, obviously, but people far less lazy than me. You'll probably see occasional ups and downs until it's stable. Also, the boobs won't flow quite as prodigiously for just a little while. When we're back to full speed, I'll be sure everybody gets their proper fill. Thanks for your patience.

Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora Cheeky Sextastic Duet at Made in America

Made in America never sounded better, err, looked better, than when Iggy Azaelea and Rita Ora brought their Aussie-Britty hot stage and concert show to Los Angeles over the Labor Day weekend. I can't comment much as to the music, but as to the two young pop divas prancing around the stage in showy costumes and pretending to kiss and fondle each other, well, you know how I feel about even pretend lesbionics.

Rita Ora absolutely stole the red carpet at last week's VMAs, and Iggy Azalea and her stage-show thumper have been dazzling the lower brains of boys and men for the past year now. The two make a lusty duet. I like it. You add a striptease element to the staging, and suddenly you might have one of the best concert performances ever. Next time. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo Skinny Hot and Fetching on the Set of Music Video

I'm not ashamed to admit I'd like to conjugal with Adam Levine's slender new Victoria's Secret wife. He's done the same to plenty of other people's future wives, so it seems kind of fair in some weird undetermined way. Behati Prinsloo is a skinny thing like most of the V.S. models, but I could easily whisk her away to my mountain top cabin I don't really have and feed her bear fat and crackers for a month until she gets to a move comfortable mass. Then, the love making of epic proportions shall commence, with the leftover bear fat used to grease our overheated loins.

Behati was looking all kinds of sextastic simply hanging around and I guess starring in her new husband's music video for a Maroon 5 song likely to sound like all the last few Maroon 5 songs. Oh, those naughty little waifs and the roleplay we would engage in. I already have my principal's yardstick ready to go. I really hope I don't catch her smoking. Enjoy.

Alyssa Arce Sexy in Galore Magazine Summer 2014

Sextastially hot model Alyssa Arce took some prob active pics for Galore magazine. She wears a series of swimsuits and skimpy clothing. First of all, let me state the obvious: she has a spectacular pair of funbags. They are like two ripe melons that I would like to suckle on. She looks curvy and perfect in a swimsuit. In the pics with the short cutoffs display her long silky legs.

But the best picture is the one with her naked and covered topless. Sweet Jesus, she is freakin sexy. I've been staring at this pic for half an hour. There is a pool of drool on the table like a panting dog on a hot day. Ew.

Rihanna Bikinis on a Yacht in Italy

Rihanna spent some time scantily clad in a black bikini on a yacht in Italy. The amazing thing about Rihanna is that she really doesn't like wearing clothes, which I appreciate. Her music I could take or leave but I do enjoy looking at her toned, thin, but curvaceous body. She's got a lovely perky set of ta-tas. And her booty is a treat. I wish that she would stop dating d-bags. You deserve better, Rih-Rih.

But that aside she is seriously hot. Of all the girl pop singers out there I think she's the sexiest. She can share my umbrella ella ella anytime.