Taylor Swift Looks Perfectly Leggy Summer Leaving the Gym

On the days I do get to the gym, I leave looking like a wounded beast in the field the farmers consider shooting to put out of its misery. It's sort of a look of anguish mixed with flop sweat that surely must scare the local children. I'm sure parents point to me and tell their kids that this monster is coming for them if they don't clean their rooms and eat their vegetables. But I'm good with that. Somehow, Taylor Swift manages to look perfect leaving her gym. I know she's actually working out within as evidenced by her toned legs and slender body and all around fit as a fiddle female form. I'm guessing she's not showering with the regular folk. And she must have some kind of stylist and wardrobe person who accompanies her to her workouts. Or maybe her gym just offers that, Mine no longer even offers hand towels. But I'm guessing she's not at at Bally's.

Taylor Swift, I applaud you, your hot long legs, your summer wardrobe, and your effortless appeal. Let people mock your perfect girl persona. I'll be the guy telling them to shut up and hoping you reward my efforts with a kiss on the cheek and maybe a back massage if you're not doing anything special tonight. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Puts Her Tiny Waist On Display in NYC

Australian model Miranda Kerr showed off her ridiculously sexy bare-midriff in New York City. Miranda was sporting a black crop top shirt that stopped right below the ta-tas and showed off her award winning belly. And why shouldn't she? If you had a stomach as perfect as Miranda's, you would too. It's so tiny and toned. I don't even know how it is humanly possible to have that smooth and perfect a belly. It must be mostly genetics, exercise, and not eating like I do, I imagine. Miranda is seriously sexy, though. She could wear a potato sack and a fishing hat and still be the sexiest girl in the room, even if that room was filled with other supermodels.

Miranda should put out a video on how to get a stomach like hers. She'd make a ton of money. I want my cut for coming up with the idea.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Wet In Miami

Fitness expert and sexy person Jennifer Nicole Lee got all wet and wild for a photo shoot in Miami. She was wearing a revealing bikini that showed off her talent. By talent I mean her gorgeous funbags. There is some cleavage here for the ages. The bottom also nicely displayed her perfectly toned booty. The photogs made her get all wet under a poolside shower which is pretty darn sexy. There aren't enough pics of chicks in bikinis taking showers. It seems like such a no-brainer for a sexy picture. Her second outfit looked like something my grandmother macromed and put on the wall in the 70's. The good news is that it is full of holes and you can see a lot of her lovely tanned skin underneath.

I'm no fitness expert by any means but whatever fitness stuff Jennifer is doing is working. She's perfectly toned and muscular. Look at her stomach, it's amazing. What woman wouldn't want abs like that?

Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between

 

Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can't let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.

Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the 'bitchy' label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There's a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea's. We wouldn't even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I'll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.

Ashley Sky Swimsuit Pictures Reveal So Much Sextastic

What a day for brunettes. Long live the raven-haired beauties, such as vastly underrated Brazilian model Ashley Sky who we see so much of on social media and in my nightly REM sleep dreams, but not often enough posing on the beach in revealing swimsuits. Not for my needs at least.

Ashley Sky managed to do with the one piece swimsuit what many girls in bikinis can't even do in term of exhibitionism. It really was a work of art from a fine painter of the body sextastic. Oh, those groovy curves nearly falling out of her swimsuit. I almost began to cry. Women always take that the wrong way, but I always appreciate their desire to comfort me as they would a wounded child. Which is pretty close to the truth.

Ashley Sky, don't ever go changing. But if you do change, take selfies. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.

Devin Brugman Stripety-Bikini Madness On South Beach

When Devin Brugman steps out of the Miami waters, the entire Atlantic ocean must weep for its loss. Oh, to have that brunette's fine body in my own aquatic clutches, I'd thank Neptune hourly for such a blessing.

Devin and her bikini pimping partner Natasha Oakley have been up and down South Beach this past week showing off in various different bikini looks and styles. Now, you know I happen to be a big fan of stripes. Well, stripes on a girl so ridiculously boobtastic that my dream is to remove her stripes. Suffice it to say, Devin has me in a bit of a catatonic state of disrepair here at the moment. Maybe she's running a Buy 500 Bikinis and I Model Them For You. I could find more closet space. The credit card limit will be the bigger problem. Devin, please, don't let it stop. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness — Yeah, That’s Her Booty

I'm probably alone in feeling super tingly all over upon realizing that this perfect bikini booty happens to belong to the equally perfect all over UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste. So, alone I shall stand and recommend to myself to check out the entire candid capture of Arianny Celeste bikini pictures from Miami Beach today on WWTDD.

I'm not sure what Arianny means in Spanish, but I'm going to guess it's something close to 'You wish, buddy'. Enjoy.